Lingentooten
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Lingentooten
Noun Organismal hybrid of the Eurasian spoonbill, the common hedgehog, and a flugelhorn, artificially developed by biologists investigating the properties of the improbability fields of Enceladus. This bipedal mammal ranges in size between that of a wishbone and of a dwarf lemon tree, and is characterized by its gentle, staccato song, sometimes described as “tootlenous.”
Adjective (slang): Indicating artificially created biological organism (example “That’s not a lingentooten giraffe-donkey; that’s an okapi.”)
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